Thursday, December 10, 2009

The Good, the Bad and the plain Ugly

Fortunately in 2009, there was such a feast of great cinema, that side-stepping any real cinematic crime was relatively easy. So, when reflecting on the hot and the not, choosing just six favourites was not easy. Sure to ignite considerable debate, especially the omission of District 9 (still haven't seen it); here are the best reasons to get to the DVD shop over the holiday period (in no particular order):

The Good:

In the Loop

Having now seen In the Thick of It, which set the template for In the Loop, I have to applaud Armando Iannucci for his skill in maintaining the same manic humour on the cinematic stage. Iannucci has done for political spin doctors and newspaper hounds what Ricky Gervais did for Slough paper merchants. With a cast of neurotic careerist politicians skulking beneath the cloud of Alistair Campbell parody Malcolm Tucker, In the Loop keeps two cameras moving in clever docu-drama fashion. Using the not-so fictional war (Iraq) as the context that pits a British backbencher amidst the might of Washington's war committee, In the Loop takes out the award in 2009 for the most cutting dialogue and clever use of profanity.

The Wrestler

The thing with The Wrestler is, you know how things are going to end after the first 5 minutes, but that doesn't make it any less compelling. Mickey Rourke is amazing for sure, but director Darren Aronofsky has yet to put in bad day at the office. The Wrestler proves what a great eye Aronofsky has for nuance, taking the camera into the dark recesses of professional wrestling to emerge with a portrait that seems so damn genuine it could be lifted from a Maysles Brothers' film. Composed of superbly layered moments of raw sentiment, The Wrestler's context might not be everyone's cup of tea, but that aside, as a parable about screwing-up, redemption and screwing-up again...its flawless.

The Unknown Woman

I'm willing to wager that this wee Italian flick passed through town without raising an eyebrow...what a shame. Directed by Giuseppe Tornatore, more widely known for the twee Cinema Paradiso; The Unknown Woman is a top shelf thriller, with a distinctly noir aesthetic. Delving into the seedy underbelly of human slavery, The Unknown Woman cops more than a few tricks from the likes of Hitchcock and Cronenburg without feeling in any way derivative. All is never what it seems, and as the visceral flashbacks start to tally up, you'll be kicking yourself for not seeing the sadistic twists earlier. Unforgettable and criminally underrated.

In Search of the Midnight Kiss

Seldom do films come along that are as unpretentious and charming as In the Search of a Midnight Kiss. Shot entirely in colour and then de-saturated, the premise is relatively simple. A single bloke with more than a few hang-ups and some pestering housemates reluctantly agrees to meet an Internet date on New Year's Eve. What happens next is a roller-coaster ride of romance and musings on the state of metropolitan singles. The two phenomenally well-crafted characters take you on a tour of Los Angeles seldom profiled in tourist brochures. Director Alex Holdridge walks the tricky line between keeping solid story beats ticking along, and pausing to allow the film space to breathe. It's funny, bittersweet and unforgettable. Badger your local DVD store to get a copy of this, hard to find but well worth the effort.

Gran Torino

It's still a tad mystifying how Gran Torino didn't get nominated for an academy award? It's probably got everything to do with the raw racial caricatures, blunt but effective. Though, Gran Torino succeeds where any numbers of issues based films get lost in their own self-righteousness. Clint Eastwood doesn't spend a lot of time in front of the lens these days, so when he does expose his grizzled mug, it's for a good reason. On paper, Gran Torino doesn't sound any more appealing than watching a try-less rugby game. In reality, it's anything but. Part John Wayne, Charlton Heston and Dirty Harry, Eastwood's 'Walt Kowalski' is the perfect amalgam of the totally repulsive and incredibly amusing.

Gomorra

Overlooked for best foreign film in favour of the also brilliant 'Departures', Gomorra gets my vote purely for the fact that it takes a well-worn subject, and puts the boot in. Gomorra hits hard from the get go, and never lets up. Vignettes of Italian gang-fuelled terror and corruption are left as stand-alone pieces of a puzzle; slabs of seedy criminality cloaked in creeping dread. Dropping the audience deep behind the walls of Napoli's seedy tenements, every skulking gangster move is chronicled via some of most creative use of handheld camera outside the documentary genre. With so much information packed into each frame, repeated viewings are almost mandatory

The Bad:

When it comes to cinematic crime these days, the absence of original screenplays is particularly noticeable. The following three films all take a lot of artistic licence with historical episodes, and will be quickly forgotten because of it.

Valkyrie

Singling out a German tale told by Brits is no coincidence. Live of Others for instance, proves how good German stories can be when tackled by their own industry. Valkyrie's problems cannot be isolated to Tom Cruise's plank-like persona or Bill Nighy's mincing either. The tepid dissection of an assignation plot to kill Hitler has docu-drama potential, but apart from a hectic opening five minutes when the special effects budget takes a hiding, Valkyrie adds nothing to the brief synopsis on the publicity flyer.

Bride Flight

The Dutch aren't recognised for their films, and if Bride Flight is anything to go by, it's for good reason, Filmed almost entirely on location in New Zealand, Bride Flight plays fast and loose with local geography and historical accuracy. Supposedly based on an actual 1953 air race from London in Christchurch, and the divergent New Zealand lives lead by three young Dutch immigrants, Bride Flight amounts to not much more than a hot potch of half-baked story threads and costume changes.

Bottle Shock

The biggest crime of all though, is Bottle Shock. With possibly the best historical template to work from, writer-director Randall Miller has made an absolute pigs ear of it. Getting Sideways confused with The Dukes of Hazard, it hardly comes as a surprise to discover that Steven Spurrier, whom the film was based on, wanted nothing to do with it. Apart from Alan Rickman's consistent class, Bottle Shock packages a fine Californian Chardonnay, in a garish cardboard cast.

The Ugly:

Antichrist

104 minutes inside Lars Von Trier's subconscious is about 100 minutes too many. On pure aesthetic value, Antichrist looks amazing. But, it's so painfully self-indulgent, I doubt even the most hardened Von Trier fans could stick with it. Misogyny aside, which is the source of most of the vitriol directed at Antichrist, the film simply elevates shock over story…much to its detriment. Willem Defoe and Charlotte Gainsbourg tackle the directionless script with admirable gusto, but even they must have been wondering what the hell was going on.

Friday, September 25, 2009

Dangerous Minds | Photograph of Jesus

Dangerous Minds | Photograph of Jesus

One of the best shorts films I have seen in a very long time. Who would have thought that making a 5 minute film in a photo archive could be so entertaining?

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Motorcycle Parking Raises Ire

My battle with the DCC over their senseless approach to parking solutions for two-wheeled transport took another turn this week with an artcile in the ODT.
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Friday, September 4, 2009

Spinnerette: The girl's got rhythm...and Josh Homme


Artist: Spinnerette Title: Self-Titled Label: Shock Right from the opening bars of the stomping Ghetto Love, Brody Dale announces talents that extend way beyond snaring Mr. Joshua Homme. Infamous for her high-profile musician beaus, and some eardrum shattering screams, Ms Dale carries with her a little baggage from her previous outfit ‘The Distillers’. However, after only a few tracks, it’s pretty evident that Spinnerette is a whole lot more diverse that crushing power-chords and raspy rawk. Saddled with ex-Homme sidekick Alain Johannes, Distiller Tony Bevilacqua and Chilli-Jam drummer Jack Irons; Dales’ new found love of bass escorts the lads into an enclave of femme-fuelled hook ridden late-night groovers. Sultry, sassy and downright seductive; Spinnerette frees Dale’s inner vixen from the shackles of testosterone charged angst. Single Download:Ghetto Love For Those Who Like: Blondie, The Distillers, The Cardigans, Eagles of Death Metal. Rating: 4 stars Reviewed By: Mark Orton

The Cove-Activists Made Good


Film Title: The Cove


Directed By: Louie Psihoyos

Cast:


Richard Barry, Joe Chisolm, Louie Psihoyos, Mandy-Rae Cruikshank, Charles Hableton, Simon Hutchins, Kirk Krack, Isabel Lucas, Roger Payne, John Potter

Rating: M


All too often, films with a strong activist agenda flounder due to inadequate resources, poorly conducted research, and annoying zealots. The Cove is most definitely an exception to all of these conventions.

In the late 1960s, ‘Flipper’ the Dolphin was a household name across The United States. Lassie’s aquatic counterpart was actually five Dolphins all trained by Richard O’Brien, an aquarium worker with a penchant for fast cars and celebrity.

Fast forward to 2007 and we catch up with O’Barry skulking about in Taiji, Japan. Convinced that he is being tailed by police, O’Barry has one hell of an expose, but only he can find someone willing to listen. Enter National Geographic photographer Louie Psihoyos who with the help of some shrewd techie mates, takes on O’Barry’s quest to expose the annual Japanese harvesting of Dolphins for captivity.

Interspersed with wonderful archive footage of O’Barry and his 38 year quest to protect the creatures that he unwittingly set-up for globally-sanctioned abuse; is one of the best espionage capers ever staged. The Japanese code of secrecy is such, that for all we know Osama could be dining with Elvis ‘The Cove’, a tiny inlet harbouring a sickening secret.

As some very cool surveillance equipment gets installed, the filmmakers maintain a relentless pace. Frequent confrontations with surly Japanese fisherman and caricature-like law enforcement notwithstanding; the injection of farcical coverage from an International Whaling Conference is scarcely believable. Like getting hit solidly between the eyes with a blunt object, The Cove is outstanding filmmaking.


Best thing: The drama. Fortunately the filmmakers have skilfully addressed the balance between making an issues film both entertaining and downright provocative.


Worst thing: Learning about animal-rights activists who have knocked the film because it ‘only’ deals with Dolphins and Whales.


See it with: A falafel sandwich; even a diet high in Omega 3’s should be treated with caution.


Rating: 4 Stars


Reviewed By: Mark Orton

Les Paul - Inventor, Innovator, Overdubber, Looper

I don't want to go all Michael Jackson on this, but the passing of Les Paul forced me to put down my acoustic and dig out my sunburst classic. For pure rock n roll raunch, there is nothing quite like it and unfortunatly for my beloved Stratocatser, it doesn't get much of a look now that I have the growl and snarl of the Paul's humbucker crunch.

But, Mr Paul was so much more than just a mere shaper of Mahogany. Check out this timeless clip from the days when multi-track recording was just a glint in ol Les' eye. He's not half bad on the guitar either, in fact he's smoking..
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Sunday, June 21, 2009

Bring back the blog

It's been a while...far too long in fact. In the midst of a Dunedin chill, I decided to reload the blog, spruce it up with a new name and change the focus slightly. Rather than waffle on about the process of making a film; the new and improved 'seeing red media blog' will incorporate comment on cinema, music, beer, pop culture and link to some of the wealth of great writing that exists beyond the realm of conventional publications.

To kick-start proceedings, I've decided to plug my favourite album of 2009 thus far. Having reviewed it it for the ODT, the mighty Mastodon continues to dominate my ipod selection. Renewing my faith in the music industry, this Atlanta four-piece churn out some of the finest rock since like forever. To prove they aren't simply prog-poseurs, their music videos are ace too.



New Mastodon Video - "Divinations" - Video - Stereogum